Bargain Bin Bobby

Bargain Bin Bobby is an Elf and seller of magical trinkets renowned for his abrasive demeanor. Locating him is notoriously difficult.

History
Nobody knows any personal information about Bargain Bin Bobby. As far as anyone can remember, he has always graced the streets with his special brand of verbal abuse and low prices.

While commonly assumed to be based in the Kesh city of Tanis, he has been spotted elsewhere.

Characteristics
Bargain Bin Bobby is infamous for his savage verbal attacks on his own customers. Race, gender, religion, sexual preference- nothing is beyond Bobby's poor taste.

He always dresses for comfort, giving little thought to what those around him might not like to see. Or smell. Or hear. Bargain Bin Bobby is cartoonishly fat, and prefers loose fitting clothes and sandals.

The only reason anyone buys from Bobby is his impressive collection of magical stones and crystals; the selection is so extensive and the prices are so low, one can't help but wonder where he gets them.

Rumors

 * Bargain Bin Bobby has never been robbed, at least not successfully. No one knows why.
 * From beggars to Emperors, nearly everyone has heard of Bobby, but no one knows exactly how to find him. Some say he has to find you.
 * One rumor claims Bobby is in possession of an incredible Relic of the Old Empire that keeps him safe. It certainly would explain his obnoxious attitude.
 * There are many who say Bargain Bin Bobby is really Mr. X. Others claim he runs the Black Hand. Both notions are absurd.
 * While his inventory is irrefutably amazing, where he gets it all is a mystery. Some say he's a mad scientist and his wares are his failed experiments, that he has wonders unheard of in a secret laboratory at the Edge of the World.
 * Bargain Bin Bobby is fat, smelly asshole. Everyone hates him. How is he still alive?